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[–] plyth@feddit.org 0 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

That's the best version. People leave with washed hands so hands remain clean and it's possible to enter by pushing with a foot.

The other way requires using the door handle while entering. That can contaminate the hand that is going to touch or get close to the private parts. It's better to have that hand as clean as possible.

[–] el_abuelo@programming.dev 5 points 2 days ago

Hard disagree.

  1. Your hands are filthy regardless, you're on your way IN to the bathroom so you very likely haven't washed your hands but you've touched a LOT of things. Phones, keyboards, door handles, banisters etc. Pulling one more door open is not adding any meaningful contamination. If you are that concerned about one door handle, you should be VERY concerned about the state your hand is already in and thus would need to wash your hands before using the other facilities anyway.
  2. You're being overly paranoid. Your junk is not going to explode because it interacted with real world pathogens.
[–] ronl2k@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Clean, dry and uncut hands create a formidable barrier to pathogen transmission. And the most dangerous pathogens tend not to live long outside a living body.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 2 points 2 days ago

Also, sebum is a useful thing.
So wait for a while after washing hands, before touching dirty stuff.^[of course that can't be done in public restrooms, but considering that people are always coughing enough for the exhaust fans to be rendered inadequate, the exit door is hardly a big deal]

I tend to rub my oily nose/head with my fingers, right before doing something that I know would require me to wash my hands later. Makes cleaning with a soap much easier.
Also, has it happened to you sometimes, that even if you try your best to wipe your hands after washing, they tend to easily stick dirt for a while, until they become just a little bit oily (because the palm doesn't accumulate enough oil for one to casually notice).

[–] plyth@feddit.org 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So better not wash hands, especially if one had to touch a dirty door?

[–] ronl2k@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

So better not wash hands, especially if one had to touch a dirty door?

No. My point was that dry, unopened human skin makes pathogen transmission by touch nothing to worry about.