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Why does any of that lead to "I don't wash my hands"? In what scenario is washing your hands the dirtier option? Unless somebody took a shit in the soap dispenser, your hands will be cleaner after cleaning them.
Please clean your hands.
Maybe their bathroom has a manual handle to turn to get the water to start and stop.
Then use the same paper towel they use to open the door to shut of the faucet.
You need to use the paper towel to turn on the faucet, then wash your hands and turn it off with the towel again.
A lot of bathrooms don't even have paper towels, so OP possibly is at a bathroom where there's a manual faucet and no paper towels.
They said there are towels but they don't wash their hands.
Oh true, I dont get it then. I guess they just don't like spending time in The bathroom.