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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 18 points 1 day ago (6 children)

My wife was horrified to discover I wash my ass crack with a face cloth.

How else do you get rid of the bits and pieces?

[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 2 points 19 hours ago

I guessed your user name before I saw it.

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

If you asked me yesterday what the opposite of using a bidet was, I would’ve said I have no idea. But now I know it’s whatever this person is doing

Erm. You're in the shower. Use soap + your hands. Also there shouldn't be larger "bits" there if you wiped properly... Eww

[–] Montagge@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 10 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I'm talking about the detritus that naturally builds up during the day.

[–] howrar@lemmy.ca 2 points 20 hours ago

I learned a new word today.

In biology, detritus (/dəˈtraɪtəs/ or /ˈdɛtrɪtəs/) is organic matter made up of the decomposing remains [...] of feces.

[Source]

[–] notabot@piefed.social 30 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I’m talking about the detritus that naturally builds up during the day.

That, especially combined with your username, paints a truely horrible mental image.

Now please excuse me while I find a spoon to physically remove the memory of that comment with.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A good wash cloth works wonders.

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I spread my ass and arch my back for water daddy

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just remember that water daddy carved out the grand canyon.

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

He's making inroads.

[–] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'll be honest, their comment didn't make me think shit nuggets and more dead skin cells, sweat and lint.

Even the cleanest butt isn't cleaner than an armpit.

[–] Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 20 hours ago

Even the cleanest butt isn't cleaner than an armpit.

Words to live by

[–] Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 day ago

Yeah, can anyone honestly claim they've never had lint from underwear in the crack? And I know after some heavy workouts I've needed to clean out sweaty flaked skin that's now become a gross film, just like you would on your neck or, as you said, the armpit.

[–] OrganicMustard@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Trim your butt hair so it gets easily cleaned in the shower

[–] kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you have "detritus" in your ass at the end of the day, you're doing something wrong, bud.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not in my ass around my ass bud.

[–] kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 17 hours ago

That's even worse.

[–] Montagge@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A bidet with good water pressure

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Pre-wash my ass before the shower?

[–] Montagge@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's a poor use of water when a good scrub with the face cloth does wonders.

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Might as well use your toothbrush at that point.

[–] redwattlebird@lemmings.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is the cloth's purpose only for your crack or is it a communal cloth? Like, was she using it as a face cloth before the discovery?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

After washing yes.

It's not like I have a dedicated crack cloth hanging from a nail in the bathroom it's one of the general service cloths.

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 4 points 1 day ago

This feels like a poop knife type situation.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago

With her face.