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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dracula did the same when he moved to England

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

But is Dracula twelve stories high and made of radiation?

[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

I heard... that... motherfucker had, like... thirty goddamn dicks.

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] klugerama@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

I heard that motherfucker had, like, 30 goddamn dicks

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

He was a gundam.