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I would like my base metabolic rate to drop by 10% to assist with the rising cost of food.
I have a modest request. It is not so powerful to be as broken as “invincibility” or “being hounded by women,” but it would help me live.
Your stomach size reduced by 50% so you'll need to eat more often. 😺
isnt thats what obese people with bariatric surgey do, at least the ones that dont follow a diet protocol, they eat around the surgery, so they still are fat.
Oh. Mine already had an inbuilt penalty, in that I got to enjoy less of my favorite foods, but I suppose someone can always come and make it worse. It's such a modest tweak though.
basically becoming a reptiles physiologically, you are also very sluggish and and inactive too.(hence thats why they live very long lives)
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