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[–] victorz@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

How so? And why is that important to you, do you think?

[–] blave@lemmy.world -4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I am incredibly amused by watching you continue to smear your face with your own shit

I can’t imagine why you continue, but I really enjoy it

[–] pipi1234@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Woow, this escalated quickly! Chill the fuck down 🥶

[–] blave@lemmy.world -5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Why should I be the one who is responsible for the fact that your brain is literal shit?

If I were you, I’d be pretty upset with whomever it was who filled your skull with literal human shit

That is not me

[–] pipi1234@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I sincerely hope you find some peace in your life.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

You're not the only one they have told to kill themselves now. They told me, too. This child is not fit to be online.

[–] blave@lemmy.world -1 points 1 day ago

You should definitely kill yourself.

But make a video, and send me a copy

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You're dodging. Why is power important to you?

[–] blave@lemmy.world -4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nobody asked you to prove that you had literal diarrhea for brands, but it was nice of you to prove it anyway…

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Still dodging.

I wonder also why you are so angry. You give the impression in your other comments that are this sophisticated progressive person, but now you are showing your true self? What's going on here? You're saying some pretty vile shit lol. It's fascinating.

[–] blave@lemmy.world -4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Keep telling me how desperate you are for my approval.

I’ve never known anything so sad

[–] victorz@lemmy.world -1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You're dodging every sensitive thing I'm exposing. Good rhetoric...

[–] blave@lemmy.world -3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Watching you continue to eat the shit out of your own ass is extremely amazing.

Please continue

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Keep feeding me report ammunition. It's working well. Several of your threads are already gone. 👌 👏 You 👏 don't 👏 belong 👏 here. 😙👋

[–] blave@lemmy.world -3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Every reply only proves how much power I have over you

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

How's that power feel now that you're banned? 😘 Bet it feels worth it!

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why is that important to you?

[–] blave@lemmy.world -1 points 1 day ago

For the same reason, you can’t stop yourself from responding to my comments

You like getting fucked in the ass