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Hello agile development.
At my last company we had our standup meetings at 7AM so we could overlap with the end of our offshore team's day. I didn't have to be at work until 9AM so I would just take a long hot shower while listening on speaker to the interminable minutia spit out by fifty people who had no idea what a standup meeting was supposed to be. If something involved me I would just dry off my hand and pick up the phone and say my "blah blah blah". Nobody ever suspected anything.
I just had a minor anger induced stroke at the combination of "agile stand up" and "fifty people"
To be honest it was closer to a hundred than to fifty.
Technically you were standing up