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The whole thing is probably a joke about how if Trump went to prison (they were talking about the movie "Get Hard") he'd end up blowing "Bubba" (which was a common joke name for a big scary convict who rapes other convicts) and Putin would end up with photos of such an occurrence (because Putin's Russia collects blackmail material). But I'm happy to see MAGA freak out over the Bill Clinton thing! ๐
How much did you get paid to say this? Was it Bill or was it a horse?
LOL, as if. You'll be pleased to hear I'm still broke as hell.
As much as I'd love to believe the horse/Clinton assumption is true, I just can't convince myself that Trump has ever given oral to anybody.
Yeah, he's not, like, a giver in that way lol
Exactly. I mean, I do believe he'd take a shot to the mouth, but I don't believe he'd work for it.
This mental image you've imposed on me is so very unacceptable
Someone clearly hasn't seen the video of him interacting with Guliani in drag. Dude loves musicals, was a TV star for years, and his most notable personality trait is being a catty bitch. There's 1,000% a world where that zesty ass MF did that shit
There is of course also an extremely boring world where that email was just Epstein's brother making a joke because Trump and Clinton used to be close and that's all it is. This is the Least Funny Timeline and I hope we don't live here.
Epsteins's brother made a statement that it wasn't Bill. He didn't say 'it was all a joke' or anything like that - just that the bubba that trump had blown wasn't bill.
I'm not saying that he said it was all a joke. I'm saying that the possibility of it all being a joke would be the Least Funny Timeline and that I hope we don't live in the Least Funny Timeline.
I genuinely hope you're right! But I've had my heart broken too many times already ๐ .
We really should fund the arts better, just to prevent crazy dictators lol.