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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[โ€“] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)

O nooooo a word that is completely fucking accurate but does not directly reaffirm my cis het self!! The horror.

I like the term partner because girlfriend sounds like Im in high school. But throw in the added benefit of not heteronormalizing basic conversation AND making intolerant people uncomfortable.... good stuff.

I always liked "cosmic orphan buddy" instead of "girlfriend" even though I was never really sure what it means. I solved the whole problem by becoming permanently single.