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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon has had enough (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 20 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

wait until this guy sits down to pee without paying attention to how things are hanging and feels it running down his calves

ask me how I know

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Doing bottom surgery entirely to pee consistently

[–] birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

negative brain: just stand and accept fate's golden stream pouring down your leg
small brain: pull skin and aim
normal brain: pee sitting down so you don't piss yourself
big brain: also watch how it's hanging
megabrain: cut off balls so you can see better how to aim
gigabrain: all out bottom surgery just so you can pee in peace

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