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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage (theonion.com)

submitted 11 months ago by ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Nanook@lemmy.zip 42 points 11 months ago (2 children)

USA is a single split personality party state

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 26 points 11 months ago

The illusion of choice is proudly sponsored by the New American Ruling Class.

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

One like they imagine themselves to be and one for how they really are

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 7 points 11 months ago

It's giving Smeagol/Gollum

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It's amazing how many of you people tacitly suggest that the millions of immigrants at risk of being disappeared aren't America. Because that is what you're saying here — make no mistake.

Edit: I feel I should clarify — you are fucking wrong if you think those immigrants are not Americans. Like never speak in my presence again, wrong.