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[–] SalamenceFury@lemmy.world 170 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

It's literally this fucking meme every time.

People get told over and over to vote Democrat to prevent fascism, and when the fascists end up elected, the Democrats just fucking collaborate with them anyways. No wonder they're scared of Mamdani.

[–] Nanook@lemmy.zip 42 points 1 week ago (2 children)

USA is a single split personality party state

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 26 points 1 week ago

The illusion of choice is proudly sponsored by the New American Ruling Class.

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

One like they imagine themselves to be and one for how they really are

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 7 points 1 week ago

It's giving Smeagol/Gollum

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It's amazing how many of you people tacitly suggest that the millions of immigrants at risk of being disappeared aren't America. Because that is what you're saying here — make no mistake.

Edit: I feel I should clarify — you are fucking wrong if you think those immigrants are not Americans. Like never speak in my presence again, wrong.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

By now I think you should vote 3rd party. No, the dems aren't as bad as the fascists, but they won't save you from them either.

[–] scottrepreneur@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

Absolutely. We need ranked choice voting to prevent spoiler effect. NYC used it well!

[–] pachrist@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

It's Italian fascits vs. German fascists.

Nazi collaborators aren't remembered fondly either.