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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage (theonion.com)

submitted 1 week ago by ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] borf@lemmynsfw.com 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We can't do that, that's against the rules!

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

OK, how about tarring and feathering Chuck Schumer?

[–] ragingHungryPanda@piefed.keyboardvagabond.com 14 points 1 week ago

a popular American pastime that could be resurrected

[–] borf@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 week ago

Flips furiously through rulebook Uh, uhhh, ummm, uhhh, well it's not against the rules per se but it would make the imaginary Bailey family sad so that's that :(