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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Are those divorce bells I'm hearing?

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Why would they divorce? It sounds like OOP is doing everything his girl wants.

[–] liuther9@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Cause she will get bored and he will be never good enough

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

"she will get bored" a.k.a. she is young and wants to make lots of different experiences in life.

what if she's older and has already made these experiences?

[–] liuther9@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago
[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Because nobody wants to be married to a child.

oh boy do i have news for you ...