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[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Meanwhile:

>wake up
>shoot myself full of estrogen
>tea
>shower
>brush my teeth
>go get pizza (yum) 

Simple as

[–] birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

instruction unclear, only got estrogen and coffee. what do?

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 9 points 1 week ago

Instructions unclear, only carried out the first four words

[–] Fullonturkeydog@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Your pizza is in the mail just wait calmly and purr a little while you're waiting