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Tabloid: the clickbait headline programming language (tabloid.vercel.app)
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[โ€“] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 97 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Everything printed by Tabloid is automatically capitalized, and an exclamation point is added. Why would you want anything else?"

Finally an opinionated programming language with the right priorities.

[โ€“] Feddinat0r@feddit.org 14 points 2 weeks ago

Well,

thats exactly abap how you wrote it earlyer.

I prefer writing everything small, but they used to wirte everything capatalized by standard