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All of 'em defeated with one line (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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[–] sirblastalot@ttrpg.network 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

See what you do is, you put the peasants in a circle and have them pass a magnet to eachother. Put a coil of wire in the middle and you've got infinite free energy!

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Each peasent can only pass the magnet once every 6s, as they can only do so on their turn.

Also, this is a universe with magic in it. A level 0 sorcerer can endlessly cast the cantrip "shape water" to move a turbine for infinite free energy. For less work (but more training) the level 2 spell "Heat Metal" can be cast on a boiler.

[–] sirblastalot@ttrpg.network 0 points 1 week ago

Oh no, you weren't supposed to take me seriously

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That's just slave labour with extra steps (magnets)

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Peasants, how do they work?

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Often and for little pay.

[–] sirblastalot@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 week ago

Wait till you hear about necromancy