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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
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It gets hard sometimes... ๐
Love the morning pee boner, where it seems like your dick is trying to ruin the start of your day
EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES
Quit thinking of dudes when you choose your eyes.