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‘It smelled of onions and mustard,’ Border Patrol officer hit by sandwich in DC testifies (www.cnn.com)

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“He did it. He threw the sandwich.”

That’s how the defense counsel for Sean Dunn, the man who threw a sub-style sandwich at a Border Patrol officer in Washington, DC, this summer began the federal trial against him Tuesday morning.

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

torpedos away

[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

ICE agents prefer Grinder

[–] jaennaet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Haha being gay is bad amirite

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 1 points 1 day ago

Hi, wanted to ask how you want me to handle this report? https://i.ibb.co/rGRqTJTt/1.png

You reported me, on my own instance, to myself... guess I'm not sure what you want me to do here? Do you think "hostility" is a violation of my instance's sidebar rules? If not, can you tell me which of my own rules I've broken? I'm eager to hear your response. :)

[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

No, every representation of human sexuality can be beautiful (with consent that is). Just wordplay with one of the multiple terms for sub, hero, blimp, torpedo and yes, grinder.

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

It's not being gay, it's being a bunch of hypocrites about being gay that deserves the ridicule