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Why would the doctor not want people to stick things in the sand?
Because it gets broken and then it cuts your foot if you unknowingly are barefoot walking over it (that's a fun scar) ruining your day at the beach because you don't want to get saltwater in your cut because ow bleepin fuck.
They refer instead to the butthole, though
He means sticking it in one's ass, and you probably know why a hollow glass object with no flared base shouldn't be put inside the human rectum.
Because it echoes when I fart?
Yes, exactly that.
Oh, ok that makes sense. I was wondering if there was some sort of chemical reaction or something that was implied.
I would think with your username that sticking it in your butt would be the first thing that comes to mind!
You and I are sheltered I guess. I thought it was to prevent people cutting their feet at the beach (presume that's not uncommon).
The butt thing does make it funnier though.