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[–] Nosavingthrow@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Are poor people really gorging themselves on fine condiments? Of course not. Ridiculous.

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Yes, we are. I have nothing to put them on though, I'm just pouring Poupon straight down the throat hole.

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 8 points 2 weeks ago

This made me howl like that one-too-loud audience member from a canned laughter cassette tape.

[–] Nosavingthrow@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You don't fill up a kiddie pool and bask in it?

[–] Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 weeks ago

Marinading yourself is not a useful step towards eating the rich.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

It also bothers me that there's the implication that poor people don't deserve any luxuries. As if being poor is a moral failing, so you should suffer.

Of course, what's really absurd is the trillions of dollars the US spends on military bullshit every year, not the fact that some unemployed worker might be able to buy top-shelf mustard.

[–] NewSocialWhoDis@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Maybe? An ex from NC introduced me to putting Sweet Hot Mustard on summer sausage + cheese + Ritz cracker, and damn. It added like, 3 points in tastiness (on a 10 point scale).