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[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Bro that was me my whole life. Never understood kids not eating brocolli and peas cuz i always loved em ha

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I didn't like broccoli much just because my mom made that broccoli, cauliflower, carrot mix of steamed vegetables for like every single meal she cooked. No seasoning or anything just plain steamed vegetables and whatever plain protein/canned pasta. I got so sick of it. I'll eat it but it's not something I would ever ask for.

[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ye thats not great. I need pepper and butter

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

I like garlic powder and soy sauce myself