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[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 54 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

Christianity would look a whole lot different if Christians studied Matthew.

[–] masquenox@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 2 weeks ago

Christianity would look a whole lot different if Christians actually studied Christ.

At this point, I'd say that the only Christ-like thing for a follower of Christ to do is to reject Christianity.

[–] NessaSola@eviltoast.org 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

"What? The two books of the bible aren't John and Psalms?" -Some Christians I knew, practically

[–] noodlejetski@piefed.social 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

don't forget that one verse of Leviticus that forbids men to sleep with men. just don't look too far in either direction or you're going to read the parts about shellfish or mixed cloth!

[–] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

More like the EZ-Read abridged picture bible for 5-year-olds, if anything at all for many.

[–] Hylactor@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 weeks ago

I'm quite certain I've read more of the bible out of academic curiosity than a majority of conservative voters have read any book at all.

I was always so confused as a child, after studying this and yet the older Christians I knew didn't do this. "Those people brought it on themselves/deserved it."

I'm not confused any more, just mad.