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Lord Of The Rings Memes

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[–] glorkon@lemmy.world 48 points 10 months ago (3 children)

One egg to rule them all, one egg to find them, One egg to bring them all and in the omelette bind them.

[–] teft@piefed.social 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Are we sure the One Ring isn’t an everything bagel?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Fuck there's a good bagel shop just outside of bike range. I either need to get on shape or a second battery

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 10 months ago

Trader Joe's had everything bagel seasoning that I have been putting on every last fucking thing I've made since discovering it.

[–] oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 10 months ago

Shhh, Jobu Tupaki might hear you.

[–] mlg@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Making the mother of all omlettes here, Jack. Can't fret over every egg!

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 10 months ago

I'm making my famous all day meatballs right now. I'm using a neighbor's egg, which is much bigger than standard store bought ones. So this content is ringing hard for me.