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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Can I rant for one?

I love my wife dearly, but I know her one weird issue is jealousy. Knew that when I married her, fought about it many times, many tearful apologies from her later.

Was pirating the first episode of "Derry" when she looks at my screen. (It's a 40" TV, can't avoid snooping.)

<imagine an angry Filipino accent here>

"Who are 'Derry Girls'?! Ha? Ha? What is this show? HA?!"

"Fuck I know. <pointing at screen> I was downloading a new horror show we might like. You liked the movies. <points to the actual download folder>"

"DERRY GIRLS ha!" <stomps off>

Fuck me. Now I'm afraid to watch Derry Girls. If she ever finds my porn stash I'm doomed. :)

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 10 points 3 weeks ago

Sounds healthy.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Never tried dating a Fillipino girl, but my brother did. There is litterally a court restraining order against her. (Jealousy/Stalking) She was so hot, I'm still not sure who won and lost that failed relationship.