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submitted 2 years ago by LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net to c/science@lemmy.world

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[–] oyo@lemm.ee 38 points 2 years ago (2 children)

My theory is that men evolved much higher grip strength due to incessant masturbation.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Wouldn't the men who were "best" at masturbation have the fewest children?

[–] Squizzy@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Have you had sex? One doesnt prevent the other from happening

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Can confirm. I am the best at masturbation and I only have one child.

[–] ifItWasUpToMe@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How hard are you guys squeezing your dick?? That sounds incredibly painful.

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Strong enough to crush coal into diamond.

[–] ifItWasUpToMe@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

Get that diamond dick brother