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Gray-Lipped RFK Jr. Touts Body’s Natural Ability To Transmute Lead Into Gold (theonion.com)
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[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It's hard to satirise someone when even the most ridiculous thing sounds like it could plausibly come from that dipshit.

That said, it'd be pretty funny if somone planted some plausible looking studies on the internet that confirmed this and sent the links to him to see if we could get him to believe it and start drinking lead.