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Gray-Lipped RFK Jr. Touts Body’s Natural Ability To Transmute Lead Into Gold (theonion.com)
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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

The worm can be a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be unnatural.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

long life, enhanced strength, increased resistant to radiation, plus access to genetic knowledge of previous hosts.

[–] tehfishman@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ask your MLM Wellness Life Coach if Goa'uld is right for you!

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

sarcophagus, and healing hand device, and kara'kesh not guaranteed. one spends the most gets tel'chaks device.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

NOPE. Fuck the worm. It destroyed the galaxy the one time I tried that event chain