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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 52 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

“So this is my character. Her name is Armpits Esquire and she’s three halfling paladin brothers from a dead order in a trenchcoat. Because of their stacking auras, they are nearly- no, you can continue loading, it gets worse.”

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Okay but Armpits Esquire has the kind of whimsy I love best.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago

Way better as an npc. There is no man straight enough to straighten out a campaign with daily Armpits Esquire. She’s the cherry on the top of the cherry on top of the cherry on top of the sundae

[–] thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I’d never heard this before, but I adore the tiny tinge* of chicanery the singer adds to every line!

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This was wonderful, thanks for sharing The Bard in Gree... A- Are you a kobold or three, perhaps?

If you're wondering how it is that I sing three part harmony...