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Ex-CISA head thinks AI might fix code so fast we won't need security teams 😆️️ (www.theregister.com)
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[–] 30p87@feddit.org 97 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (5 children)

Genius strategy:

  • Replace Juniors
  • Old nerds knowing stuff die out
  • Now nobody knows anything about programming and security
  • Everything's now a battle between LLMs
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I’ve already had to reverse engineer shitty old spaghetti code written by people who didn’t know what they were doing, so I could fix obscure bugs.

I can wait until I have to do the same thing for AI generated code.

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 4 points 3 weeks ago

Just apply for any top company, especially Shit Valley. They'll 100% use GenML.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 12 points 3 weeks ago

If it's good enough for COBOL...

[–] OctopusNemeses@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

This is a generalized problem. It's not only programming. The world faces a critical collapse of expertise if we defer to AI.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 weeks ago

I’ve already had to reverse engineer shitty old spaghetti code written by people who didn’t know what they were doing, so I could fix obscure bugs.

I can wait until I have to do the same thing for AI generated code.