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[–] wizzor@sopuli.xyz 236 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Except...

This works as a tactile feedback that your mag is empty.

Wine at lunch is just one of their secret weapons.

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 48 points 3 weeks ago

I just involuntarily hon hon hon-ed at this revelation

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 36 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I've heard this before, and believed it to be a practical design for a while, but when I started shooting, I realized that you can definitely tell when you've ran out of bullets in the mag because the bolt typically locks back and feels distinctly different than a normal cycle

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 76 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

In a combat situation, with other explosions and shit going on around you, it’s easier to feel two pops instead of three or whatever than to notice your bolt locked after three pops.

It’s designed for war, it’s not a toy for the range.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 71 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Fair enough. They should've installed a little speaker that went, "sacrebleu! You have run out of ze bullets!" instead. I think that would've been more noticeable than just two pops instead of three.

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's hard to figure out who is out of bullets by counting pops, it's easier to aim at the guys who's gun just yelled "Sacre blue"

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It depends. If you're fighting the French and hear, "sacrebleu", you may just think one of them is starting a sentence.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 weeks ago

Also important, if instead you hear "tabarnak" or "calice", that's probably a Quebecois spy and you should leave them alive as your goals are likely aligned against the French.

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Should probably change the sound of the gun firing to sound like croissa-a-a-ant so we can tell them apart from American gun which of course just play country music.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

from American gun which of course just play country music.

Ever wonder why our guns burst fire in three? Listen to the intro to "Fortunate Son".

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 19 points 3 weeks ago

It's designed for war, it’s not a toy for the range

visible American confusion

[–] rockstarmode@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago

The rifle pictured is a FAMAS, and the bolt does not lock open after the last round.

Though you're not totally wrong, fewer bangs than you expect on the last trigger pull is pretty easy to notice.