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[–] IcedRaktajino@startrek.website 102 points 1 month ago (27 children)

Literally me for decades. My astigmatism wasn't diagnosed until 2-3 years ago despite yearly (or semi-yearly) visits to the optometrist. Thought that was just how lights looked in the dark lol.

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago (16 children)

I was at the optometrist explaining the streaky lights AS I WAS WALKING OUT WITH A PRESCRIPTION FOR MY ASTIGMATISM and the doc was like "you were probably squinting, causing that effect". Bro

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (14 children)

I was getting my pupils dilated for the optometrist to properly measure the extent of my astigmatism.

Had never had that procedure done before.

...As I am leaving, with eyes blurry as fuck from being dilated...

Receptionist tells me if I leave now, I might be able to dodge rush hour.

... I wish I could have actually seen the expression on her face when she said that, but I couldn't.

Due to being temporarily legally blind.

From the procedure that she had just-

sigh

So yeah I made it about two blocks in my car, said NOPE, and just fucking sat in a parking lot for something like an hour, till I could fucking see again.

American health care just literally is a sadistic joke.

[–] entwine@programming.dev 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lol I had the same procedure and sat in my car after calling someone to come pick me up, but they took too long and I decided to just drive myself anyways. I couldn't read signs, but traffic lights and other cars were visible enough. I bet there are a lot of old people on the road driving around regularly with eyesight that bad or worse.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

To your last point:

Oh yeah, I am of the strong opinion that everyone should need to fully redo their drivers test, written and practical, every 5 years, hit 60, every 3 years, hit 72, every single year.

There are way too many idiots who don't know how to drive, and driving is such a ... multi faceted skill that requires so many of your body processes to be working well... and basically all of those start to nose dive after a certain age.

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