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I broke my hip bone a month ago and have to be robocop for the rest of my life... Can't imagine the pain this person felt.
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tell me you're american without telling me you're american
Is it the story about trucks, or spelling "knew" as "new"?
Or the story about a lawsuit that only makes sense when you reframe it as a florida man headline in your mind
exactly this "florida man hit himself in the head with a hammer, sued the hammer company and won a bazillion dollars" stuff
Frivolous lawsuits are mostly a fake thing McDonald's convinced the public of so they wouldn't have to pay medical bill for someone after serving coffee that was way too hot. The reason for most big payouts for injuries is because the medical system is broken.
And then he new what to do next and bought his whole family hammers from the hammer company.
sounds familiar think i now that from watching the knews
Ha, thank you phone autocorrect. Keeping it there though.
Sure. I am physically, morally, emotionally, intellectually, and spiritually superior to everyone from anywhere else in the world.