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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If a post is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
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[–] Triumph@fedia.io 59 points 3 months ago (5 children)

If one of those was filled with Horsey Sauce I would suckle like a newborn calf.

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 59 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Horsey Sauce certainly sounds like something you would suck from a big dangling horse cock.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Arby's limited time Mr. Handswich

[–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 months ago

That's enough Internet for a while

[–] Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I sure hope we get to that level of body modification in my lifetime. Imagine you unzip their pants with your teeth, only to be met by a monster, which makes you ecstatic enough, and then (!!!) you get to taste some delicious flavor of milkshake at the finish line.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

ENJOY MY TRIPLE MINT HERBAL TEA I RAN OUT OF OOLONG SORRY

[–] Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You'd better have the matcha next time, or else!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

i can't stock that until we're out of mate, mate.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

LOL! We you the one who wrote the brilliant review of Arby's steak bites?

I share your passion, but for the red sauce instead. Only reason I go to that place.

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 1 points 3 months ago

I've been looking for an Arby's ever since

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Somewhere hidden they probably also have "Curry ketchup".

In NL you could get Joppiesaus, probably also satesaus and other sauces or a combination like oorlog (war).

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I'm indigenous Canadian ... Ojibway and I speak my language fluently, it's actually my first language.

A few years ago Hienz in Canada came up with a new condiment mixing ketchup and mayonnaise ... they called it MAYOCHUP

The best part was that in the Ojibway and Cree languages (our two languages are very closely related) ... mayochup, translates as 'Shit Face'

May is our word for feces, or shit .... tacking on the ending "chup" implies that the word is in reference to a person's face .... shit+face = shitface

I still see it on store shelves once in a while and I ask my non native friends if they want some Shitface.

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 7 points 3 months ago

Sounds tasty :D

In Germany all the "Vicks" go under the name "Wick" because "Vicks" phonetically sounds like "Ficks" or "Fick's" when read in German ("Ficks" = "fucks" / "Fick's" "fuck it") or if read in English like "Wichs" which basically means "Jerk off". Especially combined with Vaporub could cause some ... irritation

[–] slackassassin@piefed.social 4 points 3 months ago

Tang direct from the stang.

[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 1 points 3 months ago

Gee where have I heard that before... :3