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[–] blave@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (4 children)

A suspension seems a little harsh for this offense.

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hopefully they freeze his pay.

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago

Narrowly avoided a downvote by way of a decent pun. Upvote for the username.
jodblesamen🙏

[–] breakingcups@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

No, no. It's fine.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 5 points 1 month ago

A fine that's more than what a truck rental would have cost is probably appropriate. Plus the cost of any damage found.

[–] Zombie@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago

This sort of apologism is how you end up with corrupt police forces.