That is not a typo. I multiclass a bard and barbarian. That is to say, I use my enemies skulls as bongos and play their ribcages like washboards and xylophones.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That is to say, I use my enemies skulls as bongos and play their ribcages like washboards and xylophones.

This would be funnier if we didn't literally need someone doing this.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Not sure how good Trump's thick-ass skull would sound. There's practically no cavity inside!

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

We'd know if Thomas Matthew Crooks could line up a shot

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 1 points 1 month ago

You could use it as the mallet thing (not sure what the music term for that is) that you bang on the xylophone with.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

For the benefit of the underprivileged?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah. He's like Robin Hood, but instead of taking money from the rich and giving it to the poor, he just kills the rich and then puts on a concert for charity.