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This just reminded me of a story an older coworker of mine told me. He was an old biker dude who used to be in a gang. His gang rolled into this bar and were shooting some pool when this "smokin' hot mama" (his words) came up to them and asked to join in on a few rounds. Of course, they say yes.
She plays with them and starts flirting heavily with everyone there. At some point, she says "how about we get out of here and you boys show me a good time?" So they take this woman back to a seedy motel and she bangs each and every one of them. Then, she has a friend come and pick her up at the motel. As she's getting into the car, she yells "Pete says hello and I have the clap!"
These guys are left confused because they're like "who the fuck is Pete?" Turns out, a different biker gang beat up this dude, Pete, at that bar the night before. So he hired a hooker to give the whole gang the clap.
So my coworker and his buddies all got ~~Chlamydia~~ Gonorrhea from this girl. My coworker was like "she said she had the clap - and she did. Lots of those guys had old ladies at home and had to make up reasons why they didn't want no pussy for the next few weeks."
Whew. But it was a different gang, right ? all these dudes got infected for no reason ?
Yeah different gang! Fortunately the clap is curable with antibiotics.
what a story 😂👌
God I wish I could convey the guy's tone and delivery via text, because it was so fucking funny to hear in person. He was an older dude, in his 60s, and just goes "she said she had the clap..."
then paused for dramatic effect, kind of looks off into the distance as if reminiscing - and probably thinking of a doctor's appointment dredged up from the past - and then completely deadpans
"...and she did."
Everybody clapped
Literally.
I was worried this story was going to involve jolly ranchers.
They were bikers, not ranchers.