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See a shot? Take it (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

what a story 😂👌

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

God I wish I could convey the guy's tone and delivery via text, because it was so fucking funny to hear in person. He was an older dude, in his 60s, and just goes "she said she had the clap..."

then paused for dramatic effect, kind of looks off into the distance as if reminiscing - and probably thinking of a doctor's appointment dredged up from the past - and then completely deadpans

"...and she did."

[–] oleorun@lemmy.fan 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Everybody clapped

Literally.