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[–] don@lemmy.ca 48 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Really gotta hand to the dems for their fantastic response lol

[–] KurtVonnegut@mander.xyz 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I was hopeful for two seconds.

[–] pressedhams@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 month ago

Man you got me.

[–] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 month ago

You son of a bitch.

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I got 8 hours in and had to stop

[–] bdot@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Geez, that half second of hardcore porn somewhere in the middle was worth the watch. Holy shit, it’s been a while since I’ve seen anything like that.