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[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 85 points 1 month ago (8 children)

I lived long enough to watch gangsters turn into posers

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 56 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Whenever I see Eminem im like “dude smile, you’re a 50 something billionaire, nobody thinks you’re hard”

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago

That's so true lol. My 10 year old daughter almost shit herself when I told her he's literally a grandpa.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 weeks ago

also like, he's already been hard and genuine, why does he need to keep trying? he made it, he got popular and make music about how his life sucked and whatnot, just retire.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I lived long enough to watch gangsters turn into posers

[–] jared@mander.xyz 27 points 1 month ago

Greed is a hell of a drug.

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Are gangsters preferable? Doesn't sound like either end of that spectrum is great, but I'd prefer my suburb be full of posers.

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My gangster neighbors are cool people. Certainly better than your average neighbor.

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

But... What crimes do they do to qualify as gangster then?

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

🤷‍♀️ Not sure. None of my business.

[–] WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

As long as they are real gangsters.

A lot of people get confused with the tryhards that dress flashy and show everyone their money as if they are a Hollywood hip-hop celebrity.

They're nothing like that; you'd think they're just ordinary people at a glance.

[–] MirrorGiraffe@piefed.social 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They got their crip walk down and are really good at hand shakes?

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Because THAT'S Hip Hop!

[–] RaoulDuke@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

They could be hood.

[–] lectricleopard@lemmy.world -5 points 1 month ago

Its authentic. Snoop came by the gangster lifestyle honestly, he grew up that way.

Changing your views to be more progressive, when you are person with a public image, may be disingenuous. I'm not going to form an opinion on his true motives, but plenty of people will.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago

Frankly, it’s the most “gangster” thing he’s done in a while. Most gangsters are bigots. It’s a low education background

[–] nomy@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

Most of them are "studio gangsters" who tell imaginary stories they just make up.

[–] WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago

They were all just used and marketed by businessmen.