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Is this a jet engine or a leaf blower? 400 m/s? (feddit.org)

submitted 2 months ago by TanteRegenbogen@feddit.org to c/aliexpressnonsense@feddit.org

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Makita is getting into the adult toy market and this is their new high power blowjob gun.

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They’re a bit presumptuous with the length of that barrel.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is it weird that I already had a "one size fits all" joke lined up for a reply like this?

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I think it's weirder that we're all overlooking that any person that attached this to themselves, if it was actually capable of putting its rated force, would basically explode.

It's like a one-size-fits-all instant-eunuch machine.

[–] Localhorst86@feddit.org 5 points 2 months ago

It’s like a one-size-fits-all instant-eunuch machine.

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