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Sure, that's why.
Let me hop on my bike for the 12-mile round trip to the nearest grocery store. No idea how I'm getting anything home though.
It's a quick trip out to our camp in the swamp, only 52-miles out and back, 3 miles of which are impassable on a bike. I'll just carry it over my head.
Then I'll make the quick 625-mile round trip to pick up my kids 4 times a year. Hope they got their own bikes!
"But if we all lived packed in like rats in arcologies, we wouldn't need cars!"
Have you ever been to the Netherlands? "packed in like rats in arcologies" certainly doesn't describe NL living conditions.