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Israel agrees to go back to killing Palestinians on less frequent basis (theonion.com)

submitted 1 month ago by MHLoppy@fedia.io to c/theonion@sh.itjust.works

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As part of a historic ceasefire agreement with Hamas following two years of war, the Israeli government reportedly agreed Thursday to go back to killing Palestinians on a less frequent basis. “In line with the terms of the deal, Hamas will release all remaining Israeli hostages, and Israel will still murder innocent Palestinian civilians on a regular basis, but at a slightly slower pace than we have been of late,” said Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu [...]

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[–] MHLoppy@fedia.io 5 points 1 month ago

I found out while trying to post this that The Onion's "latest" page doesn't actually mean "show me all published posts sorted reverse chronologically" because it doesn't show this one and now I'm shook.