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Important PSA (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 month ago by cm0002@sh.itjust.works to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 21 points 1 month ago (3 children)

What if you stop having dreams for a while and then you start having them again?

[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 month ago

You were the one not in the collective coma

[–] L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 month ago

Classic DNS update delay.

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Earth successfully survived a brief invasion. The beings could only feed on things in their REM sleep state. Every stimulant manufacturer, coffee maker, and local drug dealer were called into action.