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The only way I can survive all the news about Gaza is to read it as "Gazza" (lemmy.world)
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That man might be having a real hard time, but at least it's only one man who knows how to cry and fish.

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[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"I guarantee, Moaty, he won't shoot me. I am good friends with him".

I love that Gazza rocked up with a fishing rod, a bucket of chicken, a can of lager, and a mobile phone for Moat.

He later admitted that he had been on a significant cocaine and alcohol binge at the time.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"I’m not realising much but a good line and me and Raoul Moat are sort of friends."
“A couple more lines and we are good buddies. A few whiskies, another few lines, I’ve had about eight lines and we went to school together."
“He was in Rothbury, that’s where I used to go fishing so I know the area quite well.”

Jesus, have I missed out on line fishing