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WYR end every statement with “you dick” or open every statement with “um, actually”
(lemmy.dbzer0.com)
Welcome to c/WouldYouRather, where we present you with the toughest, most ridiculous choices you never knew you had to make! Would you rather have a third arm that's only useful for picking your nose, or be able to talk to animals but only if they're wearing hats? Yeah, it's that kind of vibe. Come for the absurdity, stay because you've clearly got nothing better to do with your life.
Rules:
I know this is the reasonable answer. But I will choose to ignore it anyways.
Insert that won't stop me because I'm blind meme.