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That’s surprised look when you blast her with a solid pint of semen (i.redd.it)
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[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Baker’s is crafted from a unique blend of all-natural ingredients like Sunflower, Pumpkin Seed, Pineapple Stem, Maca, Black Seed Oil and Pygeum. This natural and scientifically validated recipe works to maximize natural volume production and vastly improve taste.

I'll only take it if it's USP certified Semen Enhancer.

[–] porksnort@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 month ago

Hey, pygeum africanum is no joke. I take a bit daily as part of my supplement routine. I am 50ish and piss like a racehorse still. Semen volume is not a thing I worry about as my semen dispensing nozzle is usually hidden when operating. I like normal sex, I guess.