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[Jenny Gorelick] Co-Stars (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 1 month ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 47 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Sometimes you just don't have time. Like, brother.. Come on.. I'm almost 40. It's not as easy to jackhammer my wife at the perfect angle for 25 straight minutes anymore. It's better for everyone, her included, if she helps rub that shit out and we can both be asleep by 10pm. We have work tomorrow, and you know our daughter's going to come pitter-pattering in here at 4:30am to say she's hungry because she couldn't be fucked to eat more than two beans and a half a chicken tender the night prior.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 23 points 1 month ago

Plus if you're the type to get more satisfaction from your partner's pleasure than your own (which I'm hoping goes for everyone reading this), if toys help her come more times, why wouldn't you do it? I know I always enjoyed it more that way, SHE was the one who didn't want it too often lol

[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Alright then. You win comment of the day.

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works -5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Should be able to elicit an orgasm with oral in far less than 40 minutes.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Sure, if your SO is into it. Many aren't.

Also, it's not one or the other, variety is good.

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Well, people arent immutable, and romance and intimacy develops over time. I'd say a guy or girl who needs very specific conditions to orgasm has some intimacy issues. I'd imagine people might not want to be with people who have hangups like that.

Oh my bad, sorry, I meant to say everyone's perfect the way they are, of course.