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Would You Rather

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Welcome to c/WouldYouRather, where we present you with the toughest, most ridiculous choices you never knew you had to make! Would you rather have a third arm that's only useful for picking your nose, or be able to talk to animals but only if they're wearing hats? Yeah, it's that kind of vibe. Come for the absurdity, stay because you've clearly got nothing better to do with your life.

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Would you rather be 8 feet tall or 3 feet tall? (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 months ago by Stern@lemmy.world to c/wouldyourather@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

3ft tall and I could live in a two story van.

I could probably get away with crimes easier by disguisingysrlf as a child.

Lucrative midget porn side gig.

The possibilities are endless

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

How big would my pp be at 3foot though ?:/

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

3ft, duh

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Let's gooo

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Dwarfism generally doesn’t impact the size of your genitalia, which is why that’s a porn category

[–] Glitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago

I like the way you think 🚐