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Still better than the Mexican college apartment student breakfast I remember hearing about in the 90s, it was like ten guys in one apartment I'm thinking about, law students in Tijuana:

A Gansito Marinela (think of a chocolate-covered Twinkie and you're in the general ballpark), a Coke (Mexican sugar cane Coke, in a glass bottle), a cigarette, then let's go!

That apartment was utterly chaotic, a friend lived there for a while. Since most of the monthly budget was beer money, and there was drinking there basically every night, everyone hid whatever little food they bought under lock and key (mostly ramen), and anything left out in the open became "fair game" and a tragedy of the commons.

Same for toilet paper, if anybody put a new roll in, within an hour it was finished. It became a nasty vicious cycle in which nobody bought anything and everybody swarmed and devoured anything that popped up.
It got so bad, that instead of buying any more goddamned toilet paper for these goddamned bums, they all resorted to using the toilets of the 24/7 Big Boy coffee shop a couple of blocks away.

That's what happens when you get a bunch twenty-year olds raised by deeply catholic doting mothers, they were not only ignorant in how to live properly on their own, as a chaotic group under the same roof they seemed to be dysfunctionally unequipped to learn how to live properly on their own.